WE WON! WE WON!

Yes, the Tea Party won and now everything is great.

Okay I'm lying. Truth is, for all out talk and corporate support, we didn't exactly sweep the nation. Half our candidates were complete failures. But that's not the real truth.

I started the Tea Party. Not the Australian Tea Party. The American Tea Party. It was a long shot, but what choice did I have? I did it all for one reason: to give Christine O'Donnell a possible shot at the Senate. I needed a trend for her to ride, something which could get her through the Republican primary and into a general election. Once that was done it was guaranteed that she'd make more TV ads.

All I really wanted were more videos of Christine O'Donnell and I got them, so even if the fake political movement failed, I still have a 25 minute ad from her and that's worth all the millions of dollars in foreign money.

Is the American Tea Party a radical Islamist front?

More than one Tea Party candidate has been claiming that there is no separation of church and state. At first this sounds good. Or does it?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Let's zoom in to the relevant part:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof

Do you see it? Right there. HERE: "Congress"

See any mention of the President? I don't. See how it all fits together?

Obama becomes President and his Muslim background is used to rally Christian dissent. Christians who unwisely attempt to ignore the first amendment, thinking that they will be able to reestablish Christianity. But they can't, because they're all going to Congress from the 2010 elections and Congress can't do anything. But the Muslim who triggered the resistance: President until after the 2012 elections, at the soonest. That's a two year frame for him to pass his own religion.

I'll make it simple: the first amendment is all that protects American from Sharia law and the Tea Party is attempting to destroy that. It doesn't take much to see the connections here. Here, I'll give you a nice direct chain.
Tea Party
FOX
News Corp
Al-Waleed bin Talal
Kingdom Foundation
Muslim Leaders of Tomorrow

And let me ask you, who are the Muslim leaders of tomorrow? Depending on how your local elections turn out, they could just be your new senator.

I want to make something clear: the Australian Tea Party is in no way connected to the American Tea Party. We may have once claimed common ideals, but clearly that is over.

Pray, don't Hope

Remember, Obama hopes while Real Americans pray.

We have a contradiction to resolve

We all know France is a bunch of socialist pussies. But laissez-faire economics! What are we to do?

American Taliban

This isn't about those few idiots in America who went off to join the Taliban. Instead I want to briefly mention that some libertarians have formed an unholy alliance with the Christian far right. These people are dangerous, far more so than the Taliban. The Taliban is far away and has no legal authority, while these home-grown extremists can vote and when elected, legislate.

Let's not be tricked by their flag-waving. They are no more American than the traitors who ran off to join the Taliban. If anything they are less, because at least the obvious traitors were honest about their intentions and loyalties.

If you're an opponent of Sharia law and all its oppression, then I'd hope you oppose the same oppression from the Christian right.

Remember, Hitler looked and talked just like the people who voted for him, but he led them down a dark path. Let's not get too distracted by the foreign, different enemy, and lose sight of the one up the street.

About the Mosque

Now aren't you wishing you'd supported my drive to repeal the Bill of Rights? That first is causing some trouble!

Mission Accomplished

Major political operations in Australia have ended. In the Battle of Australia, the Australian Tea Party and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country.

In this battle, we have fought for the cause of liberty, and for the peace of the world. Our nation and our coalition are proud of this accomplishment — yet it is you, the members of the United States military, who achieved it. Your courage — your willingness to face danger for your country and for each other — made this day possible. Because of you, our nation is more secure. Because of you, the tyrant has fallen, and Australia is free.