I was about to declare Mission Accomplished

We'd made so much progress in Australia. And then disaster struck.

Fascists have stuck a virtual real life Jew star on the shoulder of our inspiration: Gnomeaggedon. He has been forced to flee his home of Gnomeregon, an exile when Big Brother started asking too many questions.

So familiar...

First they came for the Facebook kiddies and I said nothing, because I'd stopped using Facebook years ago. Then they came from the gnomes and I am saying something because I know how this poem usually ends.

I wonder if Obama recently bought a few shares of Blizzard stock. That might explain where all that bailout money went.

Fight on!