After a bit of discussion with advising parties, I've decided to make some big changes to my life. Real and virtual.
I see the clouds of media censorship and fascism rolling over Australia. Unchecked, I see no reason why they will not spread. While I don't care the slightest bit about Australians, since they all seem to play Alliance, I am afraid of a domino effect. From Australia it could spread to New Zealand. And that could mean the end of Flight of the Concords. That would ruin the lives of my brothers. I cannot have that.
It is for this reason that I am departing within a few days for Australia to form the Australian Tea Party. For the most part I'm going to stick to the formula of blaming whoever happens to be in power, Hitler mustaches, and not making the slightest bit of sense. I heard you have a Gordon in office. Or maybe that's Britain. I should probably check on that. But whoever he is, he's a fascist. A socialist fascist media-censoring freedom-hating Hitler 2.0.
I'm not sure where I'll stay, but I heard Gnomeaggedon has a house, so I'm going to see if I can hide in his garage.
You might have noticed Obama has been taking off his shirt, as if to suggest he's about to kick some ass. I bet he could. But I'm not going to be outdone by that Kenyan Hussein. I'm going to be down to just my socks. And that means it's business time.
I also mentioned virtual lives. Well, my time as a troll or paladin or troll paladin is over. I'm tired of quest after quest that glorifies violence and makes us out to be heroic victims. I'm rerolling a gnome. A gnome paladin. Those aren't out yet? I know. I guess I'm going to be sitting at the character creation screen for a long time. I can be patient.
Down with the fascist Australian Hitler!
She’s a Cheater, but that’s OK.
1 year ago